Warcraft Priest Jokes

I thought I’d share some Warcraft priest jokes.  Feel free to share your own if you have them, but please, for the love of Pete and all things holy, keep the inappropriate jokes to yourself!


Q: How many priests does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Too many. No one can Lightwell. [4]

Q: How many holy priests does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just two.  One to change it and the other to uphold the light. [5]

Q: How many shadow priests does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They like the Blackout. [4]

Q: Why don’t priests get invited out to dinner like paladins do?
A: Priests can’t use plate. [1]

Q: What do you call a priest greeding an item?
A: A holy roller! [2]

Q: What do you get when you cast Prayer of Mending on a stone?
A: Pomegranate.  (PoM-a-granite…) [3]

Q: Why couldn’t the holy priest pray for forgiveness of sins?
A: Didn’t spec for Penance. [4]

Q: Why did the shadow priest’s Warcraft account expire?
A: Too lazy to drop Shadowform to Renew. [4]



  1. The Unofficial Bad WoW Jokes thread on World of War
  2. Warcraft Jokes! thread on the official forums
  3. My boyfriend (whose main is also a priest)
  4. Me
  5. Warcraft Jokes thread on the EU official forums

10 Responses

  1. xD

    i lol’d hard
    these are really great jokes *grin*
    unfortunaly i’m not a native english speaker so i don’t think that i could make a good english priest-joke
    anyways – looking forward to some additions throughout the day :D


  2. Priests can’t use plate LOL

  3. I LOL’d at the “Drop Shadowform to renew”.

    Nice find.

  4. Hahaha… Thanks for the laugh, I needed it. Love the last one!

  5. *blushes*
    Erm, shame on me, yeah…but…I didn’t get the “Drop Shadowform to renew”…does anybody want to explain this one to me in easier english?

  6. “Renew” is a priest holy spell not castable in shadowform. You have to turn off shadowform to cast it. The other side of the joke is that many people pay for Warcraft on a month-to-month basis. They have to keeping renewing their subscription. It was a joke implying that shadowpriests cannot renew their subscription in shadowform, since “Renew” is a holy spell.

  7. The first and the last one were teh bests!

    Thanks :)

  8. Here’s one:

    Why did the deep shadowpriest quit her third job in as many weeks?
    She didn’t have enough Discipline.

  9. Thank you very much, MK! I know, it’s always hard to explain a joke without “killing” it PLUS…I got one:

    Why do shadows cry about the lost “wand spec.” talent after many years of training their wand skill?
    Ask Lucky Luke.

  10. LAWL XD

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