I recently put my priest ego aside long enough to take a death knight through the starting area. (Never fear! I hated being a death knight. Long live priests!).
At one point, a Scarlet Preacher dropped a vendor trash item with a strange name: “Priestly Preening: Be Like Your Betters.”
It appeared to be a readable parchment. What did it say?

“Priestly Preening: Be Like Your Betters”
Minutiae? What kind of priest would prattle on about that? *cough*
I have to admit, this item gave me a good chuckle.