Boredom has also caused me to create this awful ytmnd: http://botb.ytmnd.com/

… but you female dwarves need something to incite fear in your enemies (and allies). Your cute little faces and round little bodies sure don’t do it. ;)

Yay for little dwarven friends,
~Rhoe

There’s a lot to be proud of as a dwarf, but it’s just frustrating to see other races getting their hands on what makes our race so unique. One can’t be a dainty elf princess and yet want the same things that make us fine women downright charming. They all have access to three different types of dwarven ram mounts in the game (Alterac Valley, Brewfest, and the regular one). Leave us be!

What races are getting the twirly braids, by the way? I was underwhelmed by the alternative hairstyles offered to the dwarven ladies. It seemed like we were getting the butch haircuts that nobody else wanted. What? NO! As we’d say, “get bent.” :p